Love's Labours....

* sigh* Leonard in love.....

 

    Now that Leonard's housebound - thanks to his medical issues - he's pining for the love of his life. Her name is 'Boots' and she lives in her gilded castle next door. She's quite a mature lady, but in Leonard's eyes she is a creature of glowing and radiant perfection - an angel who fell from heaven just for him to worship and adore. 

 

     For months now he has been found on next door's property just gazing at the door awaiting his Love. Of course, this being Leonard, upon seeing her, all suave and debonair intentions are out of the proverbial window, and he rolls over and waggles all four paws in the air, rolling around like a daft kitten who's just discovered catnip. 

 

     Boots, for her part, is quite the coquette, and teases him with playful pats and scampers, flicking her tail and twitching her whiskers. She's not overdone the make-up, relying on her natural beauty and curves to captivate her boy toy!

 

     Alas, it is a doomed romance. Aside from Leonard's now permanent incarceration, Missy is opposed to the match in no uncertain terms, as Boots is her NEMESIS! Missy (somewhat ironically) refers to Boots's flirtations as "an embarrassin' display of slaggin' it up" and says she'll "knife her" if she sets paw on our land. She patrols our borders in her lazy way, flicking the odd sparking dog-end over the garden fence and eyeballing Boots's doorway with all the venom of a permanently pissed off rattle snake, flick-knife in paw and crotchless knickers hiked right up to the very top set of her kitty tits. She's not messin' about.

 

     Forbidden love. All that remains is for the two star-crossed would be lovers to gaze at each other through the window, bridging the expanse with their mutual adoration, while Missy plays aggressive gooseberry forever marking the eternal boundary between the two.